Your 50 jokes. Jokes for kids: 50 funny jokes that will crack kids up

Jefferson 50 Awesome April Fools’ Day Pranks Your Kids Will Totally Fall For
  • Alfredo You're still hot, but only in flashes.
Elmo Jokes for kids: 50 funny jokes that will crack kids up
  • Freddy I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
  • Clifford Except for the ones that get in your room. Funny quotes, sayings, photos, songs, videos and more.
Blair 50 Short Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
  • Stevie Always borrow money from a pessimist. Oh no, the forgetfulness has started already! Still don't know what to write in their birthday card? She still isn't talking to me.
Terrell 150 Horrible Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good & Funny
  • Carroll I hate Russian dolls…so full of themselves 30.
  • Jamal What do you get from a pampered cow? Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road? They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. Scroll down the page to read all our funny 50th birthday jokes, or click on these links to see a particular subset.
Nelson Funny Family Friendly Jokes
  • Tad A woman gets on a bus with her baby. They are without a doubt a departure from reality in the occasions when life is by all accounts somewhat unforgiving on us.
  • Ernest Perfect for birthday jokes or just funny old people jokes targeting those who are too feeble to hit back, these cards feature hilarious gags and funny illustrations that are big enough to see without squinting too hard. You see them and they make you cry.
Sarah Funny 50th Birthday Sayings
  • Alden You know you are old when you stop growing at both ends and start growing in the middle. A baby seal walks into a club.
Jay 50+ Disney Jokes About Your Favorite Cartoon Characters
  • Morgan She spotted a pair of teeth in a jar. You know that you are old when being old doesn't feel so old anymore.
Esteban 50 Awesome April Fools’ Day Pranks Your Kids Will Totally Fall For
  • Buford Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
  • Mitch Getting older has some benefits. We've never met the woman, but she sounds like an upstanding person and a nurturing, wonderful parent.
Milton 52 Of The Funniest Two
  • Garrett What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner? So, too, with your : while you might be to cool for a knock-knock or two-line pun in your teens or early twenties, something happens when you're nearing that 30 line or sooner if you have kids! Other ways to use them include as part of the birthday invitation wording, or print and frame one of the one-liners and use as a part of the party decor.
  • Stephen Don't worry, they are not grey hairs, they are wisdom highlights.